📦 Shipping Updates
⚠️ Note: Time stamps may appear non-linear due to interdimensional transit.
If your package arrives before it was shipped, this is normal. Please do not panic.
⚠️ Important Shipping Information
- Packages may briefly cease to exist during dimension transitions
- Delivery times are estimates based on linear time (results vary)
- If your package gains sentience, please contact The Void
- We are not responsible for items arriving in alternate timelines
- Steve personally inspects all packages. This cannot be opted out of.
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Todd's Customer Service Update:
"I'm tracking your package! I think. The system shows it's somewhere. I'm doing my best. Please don't ask me where 'Dimension 7-B' is. I don't know. Nobody tells me anything."