Consumer Complaint Aggregate
Aggregate period: 1998-2026 // Complaint families: 15
Complaint categories are normalized for reporting. Normalization may remove impossible, duplicate, or self-referential claims.
| Category | Count | Disposition | Public Response |
|---|---|---|---|
| Skin irritation | 1,847 | Resolved | Use as directed |
| Memory discontinuity | 6,215 | Not recognized | Not a recognized side effect |
| Voice in drain | 847 | Routed | Contact municipal provider |
| Product moved after disposal | 62 | Recovered | Retailer custody reminder issued |
| Complaint filed by same person after recorded death | 15 | Sealed | No public response |
Do not promise a written response to any complaint mentioning Steve, Room 847, or water that knows a name.
